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The accidental or purposeful act of farting in an office based environment.
I'm ashamed to say it, but I committed a professional foul while talking to Kevin. I don't think he noticed.
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A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.
Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.
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A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews
employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done
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An EPIC song that the producer Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) made.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Deadmau5 show last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, the crowd went fucking crazy during Professional Greafers"
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When you are doing something so dumb, but you're so sure it's going to work
Terra was being a professional idiot when she tried opening a bag of glitter, the same way you open chips.
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A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
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trutherbots
trutherbots are professional liars.
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