seed pod

Someone undesirable to an extreme degree. Usually someone completely oblivious to the way others percieve them.

-Traits of a seed pod-

Never anything positive to say.

Always looks for the flaws in anything so to make sure its
not looked at as perfect.

Poorly educated yet resonates an aura of superiority.

Is always at the disco alone and tries to slip into your
area of occupance so to seem like they are with you.

Socially maladaptive

Katinka: Ugh, theres jefree standing by the bar.
Petrova: Let's walk by the dj booth fast before he spots us, hes such a seed pod.

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to seed someone

To bust a nut into someone. Typically males do this action into a female. Seeding feels very good and make you shine on a cloudy day. You can seed yourself if you get rather excited. Seeding makes the world go around. Every time one male seeds, the world 1/2 mph. So go bust a nut when you feel like it, if you want the world to spin faster and make the days shorter. Do us all a favor and seed someone.

I want to seed someone so that a feel like a ray of sunshine. Who cares if they get pregnant.

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Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'

The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'

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Fuck seed

cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies

my girl was givin me head when she said " Bitch, you shot fuck seed down my throat!"

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plant the seed

the flossiest move one can drop or do. It often occurs when the dropper of the seed is out of his or her dome.

To plant the seed means to

1) plant a male seed (a colony of sperm) into the female counterpart.

2) to drop a flossy move on a girl to show you are interested in her. AKA to start a relationship without any commitment.

Dude - i think I am going to plant the seed...I told her to text me....

or

I heard Jim planted the seed with his swizzle stick last night....Better look into plan B jim....

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Lemon Seeds

Seeds from a lemon.

Goddamnit, I almost choked on lemon seeds.

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shake and seeds

1. remnants at the bottom of a bag of marijuana 2. anything or anyone worthless

That square's all shake and seeds.

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