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Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.
Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"
Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."
1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.
2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
Blood leaking for the rectal area during sleep....on the bed sheets..
Man, i sheet blood for a week..
New American alcoholic drink: one shot of Silver Petron, half to one shot of Grand Marnier, two to three ice cubes. Best used on women who are not used to getting drunk.
Dude, if you want her to get slutty, get her a few durty sheets. She'll be going down on you in no time.
instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.
during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule
A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".