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(Verb) The act of dealing drugs but using a large, old-fashion scale to trick your buyer out of the correct amount of drugs they intend to buy. Thus saving product and increasing profit.
*Not to be confused with the Harvard Trip
1. I gave my client the Harvard Shift, now I have extra product and money!
2. I think my piece of shit dealer just gave me the Harvard Shift...
when a manager is unhappy with your performance, causing you to lose a shift
Manager: “Trey! I have had enough of you screwing all of our employees and stealing mountain dews out of the fridge! You are going to have to endure a shift loss!”
In a general sense, a change happening on a vast scale. A shift in the big picture, if you will.
Specifically "The Paradigm Shift" refers to a certain oft discussed and theorized shift in social groups concerning several different intersecting social circles. The Paradigm Shift did not happen within the originally proposed timeline of the spring of 2008, but new evidence has come to light suggesting that The Paradigm Shift may still be happening, just on a larger timeline and consisting of not exactly the same changes as earlier expected.
"The Paradigm Shift" may still come to manifest itself in the first quarter of 2009.
Similiar to a Union Scab, if a shift is taken away unfairly someone whom is contracted and someone else takes the shift before the person whoms shift has been taken away could make their defence
Madeline took my shift, i really wanted to do that shift, and theres no reason why i would be unable to do that shift! what a Shift Scab!
When you try to press the ! key on your computer a billion times, and it looks something like this: !!!!!!1111
Oh Man!!!!!11 i just sent message on facebook and accidentally shift-slipped, they're all goin' to think I'm a noob!!!!!111
n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.
John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.
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When one masturbates while driving a vehicle
"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."
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