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The Eli Situation

When you have the sex before you get your lips defloritized

Mannn, The Eli Situation has me fucked all the way uppp.

by Balmora November 14, 2016


Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

by Captain Sally January 19, 2022


Situational hotness

When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.

Most likely to apply to people at college or work.

"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."

by Sir Mixuhlittle July 10, 2013


situation framing

Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

by but for February 24, 2020


urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."

by cyberphunkisms March 1, 2011


Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing January 14, 2016


Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 27, 2015