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While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
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Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
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Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
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"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."
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a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
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A more insulting way to say dick
Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"
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the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)
"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"
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