Swine Twine

The length of ribbon, rope, wire, etc...that one uses in the act of Swine Tying.

I need about 15 feet of good Swine Twine to make sure that my slave is tied up very tightly!

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Uncultured Swine

Chad, or a man who is so uncultured that he won't understand any slang

The uncultured swine didn't understand what "REKT" meant

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slam swine

Someone who squeals with joy at the thought of sucking off some guys.

I whipped it out, and was pleased to find that she was clearly a slam swine.

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swine mote

a golf term used when you hit your ball into a lake, pond, stream or ditch. Used with a French accent. Originally, from a scene in the movie "Return of the Pink Panther" in which Peter Sellers attempts to gain entrance into a castle by crossing a mote. After several attempts, each time resulting in a swim in the mote, Peter Sellers exclaims..."Swine mote!"

Whack....kerplunk....swine mote!
I would have had a great round, but I hit my ball in the water on number 5 again. Swine mote!

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Swine Flu

Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.

CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."

Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!

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swine flu

Pretty much what teenagers now flip out about whenever somebody cough, sneeze, have a snotty nose, a little stomach cramp, etc. It could be hay fever or food poisoning or just for running in track too hard.

Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?

*somebody coughs because of a tickle in the throat or something*
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!

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swine noob

1. a male noob who plays WoW and thinks he's "leet"

2. a noob pig

3. a Greek guy that goes by the name of Johnny O.

4. a pig who does not listen to anyone complain and would put his cellphone under the pillow so he can't hear you say anything

5. also goes by the name Chromate (or Negative Nancy, but he'd never admit that one)

6. an oinky

Wow, that guy is such a swine noob.

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