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When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly invites another man into the room to perform the labor in her stead.
Paul thought Becky wanted to use the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging ritual. He was unaware that Black Rodney was hiding in the closet waiting for Becky's signal. Paul was unaware he was about to experience his first Switch Pegging.
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When you're macking on a chick for awhile and then get introduced to her hotter friend/co-worker/neighbor/sister. You then decide to go for the other chick instead, switch mack style.
man, I was out at the bar last night and was macking on this cute chick, only to be introduced to her tasty roommate later in the evening. I pulled a switch mack on that shit and ended up hooking up with the roommate.
Basically you're a switch, but more dominant than submissive.
Ayo Jackie, are you a top bottom or switch?
I'm a dominant switch bro.
Ngl that's kinda ho-...
when someone completely switches cliques, like when someone goes from being a prep to nerd, or emo to jock
guy #1: when did that dude turn all emo
guy#2: oh him, he went on the great switch last week
Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".
Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
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The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.
Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"
Girl: "Fuck you"
Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"
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Someone who seems to be "God's gift from heaven" at first but as soon as anything becomes official (I.e. Marriage or signing a roommate lease) they suddenly reveal their true personalities (typically incredibly condescending and/or crazy)
He seemed so perfect until he moved in, then he turned batshit crazy. Typical bait and switch.
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