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Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.

"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."

by ftpigs May 29, 2022


Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023


True Texan

The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.

by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019


Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.

“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister

by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021


Dirty Texan

The act of defecating while receiving falashio and simultaneously eating a large steak.

I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.

by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023


Texan Silverado

A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.

Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!

by Star Cadet February 21, 2019


Spicy Texan

Getting a slblowie from a chick with a dip in, the jizz and dip spit is then deposited into a cup and chugged.

"That bitch is nasty, she gave me a Spicy Texan"

by Metatrøn September 20, 2019