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The theory formulated by astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus, in which the Sun revolves around a relatively stationary Neha at the center of the Solar System.
Contrary to popular belief, the Neha theory explains how Neha is the center of the universe.
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Bus Theory. Bus Theory occurs when there has been a prolonged dry spell of male or female action (depending on preference of the individual). Typically after said period of time 'dry' multiple girls appear to take interest in you at the same time. This is just like buses in London, you wait a while and then a few turn up at the same time.
Like buses, the girls in question can be described in different ways. Typically, a short girl is known as a single decker, and the term double decker is usually used when referring to a larger,or taller girl. Some may even make use of the term "bendy-bus" when the female in question is something special, or has features out of the ordinary. 'Buses' may also be referred to as other large vehicles, such as executive coaches if the 'bus' is extremely good looking, or a rubbish lorry if the girl was a clear mistake.
I got some serious bus theory going on man, one's an executive coach but with a crap personality, and the other's pretty much a Lorry, but she's lovely, what should I do?!
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In the summertime it's kinda hard to figure out if a girl is hot or not because her sunglasses cover most of the face. To devide the hot and ugly girls you just need to see who's keeping the sunglasses on for the longest time for instance in the evening.
Mid day
#1,#2 - Oh, that girl look's really hot!!
Evening
#1 - Probably not, she's still got her sunglasses on..
#2 - yeah..the sunglass theory...damn it!
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The theory that all Wikipedia pages are somehow connected to others by links, and that you can get from one to another just by clicking links on each one.
I used the Wikipedia Theory to click my way from the article about unicorns to the one about the Apple iPad.
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Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season
300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.
Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.
The mermaid theory it's a thing.
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The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.
Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory