Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.
My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.
From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.
*hears loud noise*
Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!
Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!
What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??
Used underwear purchased online, boiled and made into a tea.
Just got a new pair in who wants some trouser tea????........ Where did everyone go???
The burrow of the elusive, endangered trouser snake, it's usually described as a wet moist damp dark cave that at times is bare or has grass on the field surrounding the den, trouser snakes often hibernate inside them and on occasion get stuck because of the moisture often sliding in and out trying to come out of the trouser pocket
Brads trouser snake got caught in Britts trouser pocket because of the wetness of her pocket.
These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.
They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!
I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.
While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.