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what the fuck..razorblades?
darth vader is a man with a obbsesion of avacodos and has a small mexican nymph in his closet
a: thats one nice nymph you got there
darth vader:avacodo, I AM YOUR FATHER!
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to receive felatio. darth vader's helmet resembles the head of a penis ergo to get darth vader.
that chick gave me some darth vader in the car
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The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.
Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.
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While receiving oral sex, proceed to clamp the girls nose shut thus making her make darth vader noises. Then proceed to say "<insert girls name here> I am your father"
Bro i totally angry darth vader-ed my girl last night.
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a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.
hey darth vader is a nazi
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You're a dumbass who doesn't know they're the same person.
Guy 1: Hey, remember the Anakin and Vader fight?
Guy 2: Uhh... What?
Guy 1: The Anakin vs. Vader fight, dude.
Guy 2: Umm... You do know it is the LUKE vs. Vader fight, right?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Nevermind.
Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.
Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."