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A very handsome and sexy dude, with a big penis
Greek Virus is so kind
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The T-Virus is a mutagenic toxin, altering the host's chromosome structure on a cellular level. More than likely, it will kill its host, then reanimate its corpse. It is an inter-species infective, capable of amplifying in plants, mammals, birds, reptiles, whatever. In some cases, it promotes incredible growth; in all of them, violent behavior. The virus also infects brain chemistry, at least in humans-inducing something like a schizophrenic psychosis. And it also inhibits pain. Victims of this virus barely react to physical abuse, and although the infected decay physically, they barely seem to feel it.
The best way to become infected with the T-Virus is to be bitten by an infected host, who will become bloodthirsty and will more than likely attack you of you are nearby. Avoid contact with a host at all cost, whether it be a friend or family member
The T-Virus, created by the Umbrella Corporation, was released into the town of Raccoon City, causing an outbreak of deadly proportion, altreing the inhabitants' structures and turning them into bloodthirsty zombies, or worse...
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The name for an illness you feel deserves more sympathy than it gets. Often no more serious than an common cold.
My nose is running and I have got shivers - must be death virus.
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The end of all anti-vaxxers
Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"
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A virus that affects all mac users and turns them into pussies
Jim just got the mac virus... now he's a fag
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An infectious virus that targets Youtube videos.
The virus is spread through humans posting comments.
Symptoms include the mention of Justin Bieber on a video that has nothing to do with him, and the decline of comments about the video itself.
Lee: Holy crap the police have been infected with the Bieber Virus!
Alex: What? Oh no!
Lee: This is sick.
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When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.
Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.