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When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.
Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.
When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.
Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
Winch whacker
That tow truck driver is a winch whacker that doesnt mind his own business.
When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.
Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.
Do you want to join me in the shower for a suds up whacker?