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when a man is unable to find the vagina on an extremely fat woman, and in his frustration and urgency, begins to fuck her fat folds in substitution. he commonly will aim for the stomach, sometimes entering the bellybutton. the woman is usually hairy, which give the man the sensation similar to that of fucking a yeti.
Thomas was so drunk last night, he got desperate and gave Tara a fat yeti.
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It is a beverage made by, from, and for yetis.
It is enjoyed mostly by yetis, the majority of humans find it disgusting. It has been known to induce vomitorium among humans. Berni drinks it.
Whats that smell? It must be the yeti juice.
Go over the ramp man, and ill give you some yeti juice
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A whispering yeti is a secret mountainous hoekillah extraordinaire. If you have that one friend who always talkin to girls but you never actually hear what he sayin to them, but nonetheless, he got a number and no strings attached date already lined up by the end of the conversation. Usually they are tall, typically black, may throw around some type of accent.
Homie #1:Where's ol' boy goin with that girl? Did he just get a number? How he do all that?
Homie #2: Him? He's a whispering yeti, you ain't know that. Don't ask questions, you won't be able to hear the answers.
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A derogatory term for a sexual act between a hispanic man and white female in which the hispanic man cums in her vagina, urinates in her afterwards, closes her vagina lips together, and slurps her out.
Hey homes, I gave Becky a massive yeti pokett yesterday!
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A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca
What the fuck was that?
Yeti stretch...
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A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".
Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.
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Yeti Slap is largely similar to a “Chimp Slap” in the fact these are the most brutal of slaps. The kind of slap that has you doing a spin on your way to the ground. Or that you have lost a piece of your face. Teeth, noses, eyes, mouth are all possible loses from a Yeti Slap. You might even get whip lash from the violent blow.
"Did you see dude's face? Looks like he was mauled by a bear."
"Yea he got mouthy and someone put it on em, Yeti Slaped his ass!"
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