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good ol’ junior, the worst year of high school. this is the year thatll mentally make u insane from the pounds of homework and tests u get, freshman and sophomores think they have it bad but have 0 idea whats infront of them. this is also the year where youll see ur fellow classmates trying to get into the sophomore and freshman girl’s pants cuz they know the under classmen will do anything to say theyre dating an upper classman and the juniors know that damn well which makes it very easy for them. its very cringe but bullying is a thing (im kidding dont do that)
sophomore girl: i cant wait for junior year im so excited to finally be an upperclassman!
junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*
sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!
junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now
things were the same for 25 years.
1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.
The Year of the Snitch is a sex act in which one or more partners drill large holes in a table and climb under it and put their mouths to the holes. One person climbs on top of the table and puts their penis into the others’ mouths. It’s basically homemade gloryholes.
GF: Hey, I have this extra table I’m not using.
BF: Perfect, now we can do the Year of the Snitch!
Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.
A year between graduating high school and beginning university/college typically spent traveling or working.
A great woman named k8_days_till_gap_year is well known within the Insatagram community for counting the days until her gap year
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If the days in a year were personified, Febuary 29th would be a hipster. Existing in each year is too mainstream for this day, and so it only shows itself every 4 years.
Date: Febuary 29th 2016 - leap year
Feb 28th: hey, 29th, havent seen you in a while
Feb 29th: yea, I know. 2015 was like soooooo last year...
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Like dog years, teenage years is just another annoying time difference.
If you are with a friend, then 3 hours is equal to 20 minutes.
However, if you are doing something with your parents, 10 minutes is equal to TOO LONG.
Jack" "Can we go now?"
Mom: "In 15 minutes."
Jack: "But that's like my whole life in teenage years."
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