Third Impostor

A person who is not the impostor in Among Us but they accuse others and ultimately lose the game for the crewmates

Bro: Why are you accusing me I did Med-Bay scan. You’re literally third impostor

Devil’s Third

A 3 from Gamespot

Hey anyone remember Devil’s Third?
You mean from Scott the Woz?

third base

The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.

Did you hear about Wilson? He got to third base and busted ALL OVER her face!

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Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

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third eying

The art of pulling galactic energy through the Pineal Gland in connection with the universal cosmos.

What was that connection that happened between you and Madison.. Oh we we're just "Third Eying".

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Stacking Thirds

When three men each have a third (1/3) of an erection, and combine their efforts to achieve one (1) full erection.

Damn Girl! My friend and I think you're kind of fine. When our buddy-who sort of agrees-gets here, we'll be Stacking Thirds to Folsom Prison.

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third leg

the penis (see also middle leg)

My third leg was sore from jacking off.

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