thought so

Used after you shut someone up, for added emphasis.

Dude: Hey

Guy: But do you just wanna not though.

(Dude is left speechless)

Guy: Thought so.

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Thought and Memory

1. A pair of supernatural ravens that served the Norse god, Odin.
2. The names of the quirky narrators in the Australian play "The Living End". The pair judge souls that travel through purgatory. They are notable for their cynicism and flamboyance.

1.

Thought and Memory fly each day
over the spacious earth.
I fear for Thought, that he come not back,
yet more anxious am I for Memory.

2.

The Judge: Thought! Memory!
Memory: Oh, that's us!
Thought: Quickly, quickly now. How do I look?
Memory: Fantastic. I think I lost a button.
Thought: Don't worry about it. Seven sins! Seven! We haven't had seven since..oh, 1917!
(They face the audience)
Memory: All right, ready?
Thought: 3, 2, 1
Memory: And smile
Thought: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to purgatory! The weather is fine, the women are beautiful.

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Thought Bought

derived from the term "its the thought that counts." When considering buying someone something then deciding against it. You buy them this gift in your head, thinking its just the thought that counts.

person #1 : hey, did u buy me a gift for my birthday ?

person #2 : ehh, well i saw this cool shirt but i didnt have enough money, so i just thought bought it for you.
person #1 : well, it is the thought that counts. Thanks !

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Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.

"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"

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U thought

When u trick someone

U want a soda SIKE U THOUGHT

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Thought so

Used as an addendum by pompous, self important twats to validate their own (usually cretinous) arguments against others on the internet.

Also indicative of someone not used to normal conversation with real people.

Given how dumb your comments are I'm guessing you only ever follow football once every 4 years when the World Cup's on?
Thought so!

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wild thoughts

Another one of DJ Khaleds golden songs. Also a metafor for being on drugs.

Guy 1: "wow dude i had a listen to wild thoughts yesterday. It was a nice song"

Guy 2: "Are you sure you weren't on wild thoughts?

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