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mel apocalypse

a huge army of mels approach lots of people in anger and kill all of them

last night i was so scared there was a mel apocalypse

by janko648 March 15, 2017


Tek-Mel

When someone says a joke but it's ignored and they keep saying it until they freak out about nobody recognising the joke.

Don't be such a Tek-Mel. It's just not funny!!

by NongMing January 18, 2019


Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.

by Beebs76 October 3, 2023


Mel-vegetarian

NOUN/ADJECTIVE: A vegetarian who abstains from consuming meat, dairy, and eggs, but still consumes honey. Thus, a vegan who still consumes honey is in fact a "mel-vegetarian".

NOUN: The practice of abstaining from the consumption of all meat and animal products, with the exception of honey.

There are 4 types of vegetarians: lacto-ovo (dairy and eggs), lacto (dairy), ovo (eggs), and mel (honey). The other types of vegetarianism don't necessarily need to incorporate "mel-" into their name, as "mel" is used for only particular circumstances where it is necessary to distinguish.

mel-vegetarianism (noun)
mel-vegetarians (plural noun)

Variations: mella-vegetarian (plural usage of "mel"), melli-vegetarian, melle-vegetarian, mello-vegetarian, meltarian, mellatarian, mellitarian, melletarian, mellotarian, etc.

"I'm a vegan, but I still eat honey."

"Then you're not a vegan, you're a mel-vegetarian."

Mary initially wanted to go vegan, but resorted instead to being a mel-vegetarian, as she couldn't imagine giving up her livelihood of beekeeping.

by Stib's EVIIIL Dictionary December 2, 2021


Rusty Mel

A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!

Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!

by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023


Dirty MEL

When someone likes feet and toe sucking so much that they deny it.

Yeah, Mel pulled a Dirty MEL earlier today.

by SJ289 September 30, 2022


mel-down

to go off, to get extremely upset. to have anger so great that nothing matters but releasing said anger.

play on the word meltdown and the name of actor Mel Gibson who has had a history of anger issues.

If my wife asks me to take the trash out one more time, i think I'm going to have a mel-down.

by Hank Morgan IV July 12, 2010

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