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a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle
oatmeal container?
A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.
Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.
Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.
"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"
Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2
Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...
Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww
When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.
Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.
“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”