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Cougar

a woman 21+ who works at stop and shop and prays on the younger coworkers/ customers without thinking theres anything wrong with her actions.

That damn Mirissa is such a cougar she's always hitting on that young kid in produce.

by Nikki NOPANTSZ December 5, 2009

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Cougar

The cougar (Puma concolor), also commonly known as the mountain lion, puma, or catamount, is a large felid of the subfamily Felinae native to the Americas. Its range, from the Canadian Yukon to the southern Andes of South America, is the greatest of any large wild terrestrial mammal in the Western Hemisphere. An adaptable, generalist species, the cougar is found in most American habitat types. It is the second heaviest cat in the New World, after the jaguar. Secretive and largely solitary by nature, the cougar is properly considered both nocturnal and crepuscular, although sightings during daylight hours do occur. The cougar is more closely related to smaller felines, including the domestic cat (subfamily Felinae), than to any subspecies of lion (subfamily Pantherinae), of which only the jaguar is native to the Western Hemisphere.

Shot some cougars last night.

by Samurai Shaq May 28, 2015

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Cougar

A mountain lion, also called a cougar yet not "Cougar" as in a hot 30 yr old female comming for ya. Mostly live in Minnesota, South and North Dakota. If you find a cougar, kill it, if it is a old human women, also kill it.

Dude, we saw this cougar the other day, yeah it was cool, my friend MJ was chasing it!

by Tina Field April 21, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 166๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougar

study of what will be described as the generation of people born in the really late 80's and early 90's.

he's a cougar from the 90's.

by cougar #1 April 8, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cougar

An older woman who has nothing going on with her life. In her 40's and up, she's bored to death with her day job, has NO children, or a husband, or a career. Just an old maid who has to get some carnal satisfaction from a young guy. Extremely desperate. And when she uses up the poor fellow of every drop of abuse, she's on to the next one. These type of individuals are sad as hell.

Jody: (thinking out loud) oh god, I hate my job and I don't have a boyfriend to hang with to give me company. I am so horny. I KNOW, I'll go to that hot nightclub & pick up some idiot young guy. (checking herself out in the mirror) I'm still hot, still got a look of 22 years old, but I gotta tuck in this belly. Or maybe I can go post an ad on Craigslist & find some little boys to fuck me. YEAH that's better than the clubs. I think I will do that. These 20something girls got nothing on me. The cougar trend is IN.

by i. rathernotsay October 17, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cougar

Normally a cougar would be considered an older women preying on young men, but for a very immature man a cougar is just a young girl who has gotten too old (usually an age of 14-18)

look at that cougar i bet shes a senior in high school.

by bcs1175 July 11, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cougar

An updated term for the old card game "Old Maid", in order to make it more appealing.

Wouldn't you rather play a game of Cougar, than a game of Old Maid?

"Hey, Tommy! Want to play some Cougar?"
"Sure! Let me get my cards! You're totally going to get stuck with the old biznatch this time!"

by Fungible January 26, 2010

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