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Cuff Job

A sexual service performed by ladies in waiting during thee Renaissance. In contemporary terms- Masters and Johnson seem to suggest that it was pleasurable and had something to do with Peanut Butter, Soy Milk, Haddock and tasteful cuff links, often performed in the parking lot of an Applebee's.

Also See:
Another Cuff Job

"Hold yer horses Buster! How about a cuff job in payment?"

by Clem-Accapella-Bob September 18, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt cuff

1.) When a girl is walking and you notice her butt looks like a sasauge wrapped in rubber bands because her underwear is so tight it cuts off circulation.
2.) When a girl's underwear and pants are so tight that it gives the effect of four cheeks instead of two.
3.) When you are walking behind a girl and you find yourself staring at her cottage chess ass because of the panty line that you can clearly through her thin sweat pants.

Jane: Omg Tom look at that girls tacky panty line!
Tom: Oh man thats a mean butt cuff.
Jane: A what.
Tom: A butt cuff.

Aw man ever I gained 20 pounds my old panties give me a butt cuff.

by evap May 4, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuff the carrot

cuff the carrot = to fearcefully tug your noodle in a mean,revengeful manner

"Harmon cuff the carrot so often,He start's topics about it on message boards"

by harmons mom March 3, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuff sake

a word used instead of fuck "cuff"

"what the cuff man" , "cuff sake man", you get on my cuffing nerves man"

by Arize December 27, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuff-fucked

when your master insists on applying handcuffs you before he tops (fucks) you. sometimes occurs when the guys claims to be a bottom, but isn't satisfied with your topping skills

My penis turned out to be too skinny for my trick's hole, so he got pissed, noticed my gear on the nightstand, and I ended up cuff-fucked good and hard.

by SaugusBull March 8, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shoot your cuffs

A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.

Ready for the big dance? You look good in that suit. Shoot your cuffs for me. There, much better.

by Philosophistry March 2, 2009

105๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


collars match the cuffs

Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.

No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?

by plumberjoe January 29, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž