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The Bitch desk is that one desk in a classroom that is too small e.g, for bitches only.
Damn it, I got into class late, I got the Bitch Desk
A common misspelling of "desk drawer", often very made by idiots.
The resultant expansion around one's middle when working behind a desk for a living, not exercising enough and eating too many biscuits.
James was super-fit when he started with the accounts department, but now he looks more like 'an egg on legs' with that desk belly he's developed.
Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.
That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.
Someone who always works at their desk/is chained to their desk.
Look at Bob over there, he's such a desk rat he'll never come have lunch with us.
Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.
Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!
when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.
... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!
I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.
The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!
Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out