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The absolute horror of having to be friends of someone of the opposite sex instead of having sex with them.
People who use this are in no way patheic losers who only see people of the opposite sex for their value and use to them, to the point where unless that person sees them romantically and sexually attractive, they are useless to them.
Person A: Ugh, Tiffany put me in the friendzone.
Person B: Thats Ok. She seems like a genuinely interesting and fun person.
Person A: But she won't have sex with me.
Person B: But doesn't she have more value than that? Shes an actual human being. Why is it so horrible that she wants to be friends?
Person A: Because since I want to have sex with her, she cant possibly have any value to me outside of that. People can't possibly have relationships just because you like a fellow human being and have respect for them.
Person B: Oh yeah you're right.
A place you never want to visit because there is only 0.05% of escaping, Friendzone is the most dangerous place ever existed that is made by the devil/satan himself.
Me: I love you.
Girl: I think we should be just Friends.
Me: Did I just get FRIENDZONE?!
A psychological place in which you put yourself. When you behave like a friend with the person you like,because you dont have the courage to behave otherwise.
“He/she didn’t friendzone you, you did”
1. verb
To friendzone, to be friendzoned.
The act of saying you only want to be friends to someone who wants to take it further than friends: for example dating or marrying.
"Help, my friend Julia just friendzoned me"
"Personal problem"
2. noun
A "friend zone". The words friend and zone stuck together. A friend circle, family of friends.
Similar: fam, family, circle, zone
"Help, my friend Julia just friendzoned me"
"Personal problem"
My dumbass friend's idea of a friendship
Johnny got out in the friendzone again, looks like he got another friend
The terrible place that all the guys who are too pussy to ask girls out go.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alex has to ask that girl out or else he's gonna get friendzoned"
Guy 2: "I know bro, that kid has no balls."
A: Remember that girl I was gonna hook up with? Now I am in Friendzone...
B: Why do I keep hearing voices? Maybe it's time to see a doctor