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Jack

Jacks are type of guy to watch food videos in his spare time. Jacks often love their 'Mushroom RagΓΉ's' and 'Smash burgers'

Jacks will often walk up to you and request cash, when they are denied, they tend to lash out with great violence, excreting pheromones from their scent glands in an attempt to disorient their victims.

Jack: "I think the key to good pasta is watermelon"
Otis: "Shut the fuck up"

by Mr SmartyPants The 3rd August 31, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jack

A name describing an indescribably sexy man. A guy who, unconsciously, can easily get every female in the room aroused with just a casual glance in their general direction.
Men with this name are usually vertically elongated and proportioned in all the right places.

'Jacks' are always destined for greatness. They can pwn anyone at any game when they set their minds to it, and when it comes to performance in the bedroom, they are rarely classified less than exceptional.
Boys like these are hard to find. And when found, and tamed, turn into sex crazed beasts, bent on completely and totally pleasing their finder to the point of no return. Jack's are loyal creatures, and their finders tend to want to hold on to them, as the pleasure they give is very scarce.

Did you see that sexbean over there? What a Jack!

Girl 1: Ohmygoooooodness. Did you see that guy over there? He looked at me! EEE!
Girl 2: I know! I'm hot and bothered in all the wrong places!

Girl 1: What about your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Who cares! LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MEAT!
Girl 1: Must be a Jack.

by Hot&Bothered March 25, 2011

75πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


jack it

to masturbate to the extreme or with extreme force after you have been said 'no' to

Man I really needed to JACK IT when my bitch didnt gimme no head. Damn cunt.

by Bobby Suddson December 27, 2007

64πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


the jacks

The syndrome that is induced from eating Hungry Jacks (Burger King)

That double whopper and cheese has given me an intense case of the jacks....... I gotta go take a dump

by zeilich August 29, 2008

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


jacked

something raised up in the air

Mike's car was jacked up with hydros

by Sabertooth nigga December 1, 2004

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Jack

Usually a person who has a massive penis

Jack is used when people have a small penis

by XxskuxboyxX April 22, 2019

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jack

He's a kind and caring guy and an awesome bassist. Girls are constantly hitting on him because of his amazing good looks. He's great in bed and has a huge cock. However, he's humble and won't admit to either.

"Jack, I love you so much! You mean the world to me, and I couldn't possibly live in a world without you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! I'm so lucky to have you in my life <3"

by Jack Skellington's Bride October 22, 2013

23πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž