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Matt is a natural stud muffin, Tank, and tends to fart in class... ALOT! Matt is the type of person everyone loves, he's also known to be very tall skinny and a Huge Giants fan. He'll scratch his back alot in class, most likely make the football team for his school and his first car will deffinetly be a blue Mustang GT. Matt goes by the motto "Stay Frosty!" He's also very into girls and instantly goes crazy for all the girls in school. What can we say? Matt is a Tank!
"What's that smell?! I think someone just pulled a matt."
"Man your cool! Your just like matt!"
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Matt is the kind of guy who as a wonderful girl friend. However, when she goes off to college he gets with as many girls as he can. in other words a complete jerk! who doesnt deserve to have a girl friend or get any at all!
Person #1.)hey have you seen matt?
Person #2.) Nah man, hes probably cheating on his amazing girlfriend with some sophmores.
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1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.
2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)
3.) A squirrels penis.
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1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....
2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...
3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...
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someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.
He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"
Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."
Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
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a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
Man did you see that guy that shit his pants?? He is such a Matte!
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Matt belongs with Amanda. These two are made for each other.
Hey Matt who do you love? I love amanda
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Jesus or a cunt that lives on his own, does drugs, shits on his friends, and treats his women like shit.
Matt has comes to save!
Your pulling a Matt; you're a dick.
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