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school

A place where you spend 6 hours a day mindlessly writing out word after word of useless junk. But the teachers don't think it's enough so they assign you a mountainload of homework to eat into your social life, enjoyment time and sleep. Oh, and students also have no rights or a say in anything.

Student #1: Phew! So glad school's over for the day

Student #2: Yeah but now I've got to go home and spend the rest of the night doing homework

Teacher: Hey! No talking here! 2 hours after school detention!

by elwordo August 9, 2012


School

Cancer

Me: "Aw man the doctor diagnosed me with school"

Friend: "Oh noes"

by iBrokeUrNeckLol January 26, 2021


school

1. the place where you get made fun of
2. the place where you get panic attacks from teachers randomly calling on you
3. the place where idiot popular girls talk behind your back
4. hell
5. the place that causes you to get suicidal thoughts.
6. so much more.

school makes me want to end my life weekly.

by reallyman11 March 25, 2017


School

School is another definition for bloody hell

School

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 13, 2019


School

A place where people from 2-50 come to learn mostly useless shit. Most of the stuff they teach people will never be used in the real world!! It is a great place to meet friends and get laid.

School sounds like a chill place

by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017

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school

a fucking place where people have to waste god knows how much of their life as kids and young adults going to where they learn shit , of which like over 90 % is gonna be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS TO THEM AS ADULTS and like 50 % of which theyre gonna forget!

honestly, how many people are gonna fucking need to know about any shit they learn in history class,how to calculate the fucking area of a triangle when u know an angle beside it or whatever the fuck, shit in english like poetry terms like omonawhatever , and other crap?
how many people are gonna remember all any of it?

also, we get fucking teachers who have anger management problems and give u a fucking detention for like breathing, which wastes even more of ur life

im not sayin there should be no school,or people shouldnt be educated, but school should be seriously modified so people learn what they should learn and choose what they want to learn for the future

and for of those of u retards who think the only people who bash school are the ones who get shitty grades, i actually have good grades, so go fuck urselves!

" we dont need no education ?รด
we dont need no thought control
no dark sarcasm in the classroom
TEACHERS, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!?รด"

by bman321 May 29, 2005

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School

A Place Where your parents make you wake up at 6 in the morning to go to to listen to a whole bunch of stupid shit for 6 hours straight
o yeah you get a 45 minute break while you eat nasty school lunch
-_-

mom:jon!, time to get up for school!!,
me:-.-, fuck off

by prisoner May 26, 2008

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