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When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.
We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.
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1)v-to smurf; to perform sex;to fuck
2)n-a small blue entity whos race consists of 137,947.85 men and 1 woman
1) Dude, you got lucky last night? That is freakin Smurf.
2) Dude, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me
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A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.
dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.
did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.
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When a male is giving sextual intercourse to a female, and then ejeculates over her stomach, and then mixes his sperm with blue food coloring and makes the sperm blue, creating a "smurf" like substance.
(The girl later has a blue-dyed stomach for a week).
Jake- "Oh man, i heard about last night"
Bill- "Oh yea. Angela totally liked it"
Jake- "Everyones saying you gave her a smurf. True?"
Bill- "Hell yea, i did."
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the act of sexual congress between two smurfs
Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me
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a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party
dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"
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