The art of the curb smile usually requires two people. One to pry open the victims jaws and hold them open over the curb; and the other to stomp as hard as possible on the victims head.
Mike and I were so pissed at Cleavon we gave the poor bastard a curb smile.
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1. delicious beverage that typically leads to spontaneous orgasms of the mouth.
2. drank created from sugar, instead of corn
3. beverage drank by curb kids to get shitfaced
Curb Kid 1: Hello, Thomas, would you enjoy some curb drank?
Thomas: Why yes Curb Kid 1 i would enjoy it.
*they drink the beverage
Thomas: my mouth just jizzed
Curb Kid 1: hahaha... that IS what gazzelles do at picnics!
Thomas: you queer boy?? (redneck accent)
Curb Kid 1: is a babies sweater brown?
Thomas: maybe?
Curb kid 1: exactly...
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when you drive with two or more wheels on the curb.
Damn those fools were curb ridin' the whip
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a promiscuise woman who is down for raunchy sex
The curb maid Kathernine let us plug every crevis in her body.
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holding one's reputation with an attitude that of being tough or bad ass.
Having an attitude so Hard that you are considered a goon or ignorantly full of negative emotion.
Dont fuck with that dude, hes hard to the curb.
Why you gotta be so hard to the curb?
Only fools from L-dub be so hard to the curb.
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To be excluded from an event or gathering.
Willy, Yankee and I were supposed to hook up and go to Drake's gig but I got "thrown to the curb"
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when someone deviates from the norm and gets it on with someone of the same sex
damn you're sexy Fungirl, if I were gonna Hop The Curb... I'd do ya
Tele decided to Hop The Curb when she found that there were no available men at the party
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