Smell ya later

A cool phrase that only hip urban youth should use, to say goodbye

Smell ya later, Paris, this lake vacation is over.

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check u later

its when u r sayn bye to a friend or person,

tanita aka necta"check u later bj,"
bj"yeah yeah check u later

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cock-to-you-later

It is the same as "see you later" but an arrangement for sexual play. (see cock twat)

REBA: Call me sometime
JAKE: yeah bitch, cock-to-you-later

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Call me later

A polite way of saying fuck off i'm busy.

*Harry is doing something important when his phone rings*

John: "Hey man you coming out tonight?"
Harry: " Yeah yeah call me later"
John: "Fuck you asshole."

*John hangs up*

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yes, but later

when women say no that is the real meaning

Boy- Do you want to sleep with me?
Gal - No!
No = Yes, but later

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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.

“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”

Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.

"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"