Toast

The thin brown stripe of feces found in your underpants. The skidmark.

I like toast, especially when it is brown.

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toast

Sense/
Common sense.
Logical.

(Also see Make Toast)

1.".. perfect/good toast.."
(.. common sense ..)

2."That guy has no toast.."
(That guy has no (common) sense..)

3."Start makin' toast man!"
(Start talking sense man!)

4."..Makes no toast.."
(..Makes no sense..)

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toasted

To be otherwise fried, yammed, or beaten over the head with a textbook.

i.e.: The evil cat-lady teacher totally toasted Miranda when she had an energy drink induced seizure in class.

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toasted

to be hot, cool, sexy, cute, etc...
As paris hilton says thats hot,thats sexy, and currently thats juicy...Anne and Azra says thats toasted. Aighht now spread the word :)

1. Awee pookie your so toasted
2. Damn girl you toastie.

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Moony Toast

A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.

It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.

It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.

Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.

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Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.

As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

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Truth or toast

A party game. It's truth or dare, except the dare is always taking a bite of a nasty piece of toast.

We decided to play truth or toast. Tobias almost threw up after choosing the toast.

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