toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

Slept like Toasty

Did not sleep at all

Oh, man! I gamed all night, I slept like Toasty

Toasty Sombrero

This act involves a man sticking his penis inside a woman's ass, stealing her cell phone, calling her grandmother (live or deceased is ok, preferably live), and uttering the following: "Aye, Papa...un pollito!"

I gave my sister a Toasty Sombrero at church last night.

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roasty toasty shitposty

Shitest meme page on all of instagram

Hey have you seen Roasty Toasty Shitposty's latest meme
No cos I no gah
Laugh track plays

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Mars Bar Toastie

Named after the delicious dessert from the Squealing Pig in Boston, MA, this deviant sex act requires two people who engage in any form of sexual intercourse in a tanning bed, and then proceed to defecate in said tanning bed.

Yo dawg, imma call up Shirley and we are gunna drop sick mars bar toasties at Campus Tan.

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toasty red nut's

a word you use when ur really mad at s
someone and u need to tell them off!!! a word use when extremely mad

suck on my toasty red nuts you stupid bitch!!!!

your a dumb whore, go suck your boyfriends toasty red nut's!!!

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T-shirt toasty

When a T-shirt, sometimes unexpectedly, will suffice to keep your nips toasty.

Harry: Hey man, do I need a jacket today?
Oli: No way, it's T-shirt toasty.

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