the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"
A kind of communist that French Gen Z have.
Hon hon hon, I am Toothpaste Communist!
Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.
"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"
To get cray cray on the menthol 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
"hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."
When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn