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The action of copulation with the opposite sex after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact
I met her in the club
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it
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A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!
Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!
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When you don't know the words to a song but you know how the song goes, you just tootley toot!
Allison: Hey Bill!
Bill: Hold on, the adults are talking... Hey Tom! What's your favorite Batman gadget?
Tom: Wow, that's an easy one. The grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.
Bill: Alright Allison, how can I help you?
Allison: Bill do you like music?
Bill: Why yes, I do! But seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?
Allison: Oh, I was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but I guess you wouldn't know...
Bill: Au contraire! I have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!
Allison: Oh really what is it?
Bill: Well, it's called tootley tooting... a little trick I learned at the bicycle store.
Allison: Tootley tooting? Are you just pulling my chain?
Bill: No Allison, it's real and it really works too. I can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you'll be set for life! But I have to show you, it doesn't translate well into text.
*Bill shows Allison how to tootley toot*
Allison: Ohhh my gawwwd! Chiiiiiild! That is fantastic, I almost peed myself.
Tom: What are you guys talking about?
Allison: Nothing.
*Bill winks at Allison*
Tom: Whatever. Pfft.
Abortionist: You guys ready or what?
Allison: Hold on, I think I really did pee myself.
*Bill and Tom high-five and do the dude love dance*
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a sound only a woman can utter, from an area that is not her butt.
I was laying in bed with my boyfriend after sex and let out a huge coot toot that sounded like water clapping.
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To bend over and aim buttocks skyward usually folled my vigorous shaving and or popping.
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher
I didnt see any girls faces in that rap video they were all tooted up bootys everywhere.
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a fart that smells like rotten eggs and lingers around for a while.
People literaly choked because the air was so think from Ted's turbo toot.
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Actionable habit whereby one will flatulate (toot) into their own hand and scoop it up to their face to bathe their nostrils in self-produced methane gas (toot).
I really need to break my habit of toot scooping. Maybe it will be my New Years resolution.