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basic Toronto hoes. always have acrylics, uggs/ air force ones, roots/ lululemon leggings, a cup of Starbucks or timmies in hand and wear the tickets layer of perfume, it makes it hard to breathe.
"bumped into a Toronto ting today... I think I got punctured in my stomach from her nail."
The act of a malr having sex with his significant other but using a hockey puck instead of his dick.
Baby, we should try the Toronto Puck tonight, eh?
A team in desperate need of a new change and direction next season.
Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...
Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, New Orleans Hornets, and all other crap teams: "Man, I sure hope we play the Raptors soon 'cause u know it's always gonna be a winnable game wit em."
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Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck
The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.
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Canada's only basketball team. They suck major ass and make everyone who wears a Chris Bosh jersey look like a fag.
Dad: What are you watching son?
Johnny: The Toronto Raptors game
Dad: (Sends him a slap upside his face) WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL YOU ABOUT THE RAPTORS!???
Johnny:OK dad ill go get my Lakers jersey
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A knowledgable, well-cultured black person usually involved in accounting or law and abhors rap.
"Abnor is the biggest Toronto nigger."
"I no I can tell by his name."
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Is the only Canadian Team in the Nba and never won a championship because they suck in the playoffs
Toronto Raptors suck in the playoffs
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