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Mexican restaurant run by mostly Asians that serves warm chips and cold cheese for $3.81
Fresh tortilla is so good yummy yummy I’m me yimmy
Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.
I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.
When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy
Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla
While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina
Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…
A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE
When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor
"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"