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The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.
"Hey bro my girl and I did the ole Tennessee tortilla last night."
you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted
A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.
Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"
A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE
When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor
"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"
Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.
Serving suggestions
Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor
Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.