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(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
One who masturbates to/with apples
Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!
a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard
P.C. bastard: Racist!
Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!
someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.
Useless tosser
You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.
An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this
Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers
Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”
An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.
That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!