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Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut May 30, 2015


bro tow

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers

Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!

by Mrgnar February 1, 2016


The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise

Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror

by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019