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The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard
rice sized rolls of toilet paper
As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
When you cover a public toilet seat with TP, and turn around to sit down & your shorts/pants/dress knock that nice later of ass protection off the seat and into the water. Inevitably, you have to start over.
Man, I had to drop a deuce, but the seat was so nasty I had to use 3 well-placed layers of TP to protect my booty. I turned around to sit down, and there was massive TP slippage, and I had to start all over.
An acronym for Classy Inter-Racial Bisexual Twister Porn. Pronounced "curb tee pee."
That straight white guy, gay black guy, and straight white girls are all playing a suggestive round of Twister while wearing suits. Must be CIRB TP.
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Sony's first commercially available Walkman tape player based on the TCM-600 tape recorder with the record function omitted and a stereo circuit added. Features include two headphone jacks, and a "hot line" button that allows you to hear your surroundings, through a small mic with the music playing in the backgound. These units were pricey at around $300 US in 1979, and still can command a premium on Ebay for a decent one.
The TPS-L2 Walkman was as popular in 1979 as the iPod is today.
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What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
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TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).
The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP Hair.
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