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To purchase something, often a big-ticket, expensive item. Often used by geeks on enthusiast forums.
Person A: "So, are you gonna pull the trigger?"
Person B: "Nah, I'll wait for the new model."
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Something or Someone that makes a person act like a total asshole or douche-bag.
"Hey man, why does bill act so weird around christy?"
" Well, i heard that christy was his DOUCHE-TRIGGER, thats why i don't hang around them both at the same time.
That special kind of triggered only white people get. A white person that gets white-triggered is most likely vegan, Christian, pro-life and/or an active Pinterest user.
Tyrone sarcastically responded to a joke by saying, "I'm going to kill myself!". This response white-triggered Bethany because her cousin's friend's brother-in-law's neighbor's online-friend's sister killed herself, and suicide shouldn't be joked about.
The kid you're friends with just in case he goes on a killing spree, just so that he spares you.
"James is a trigger kid, one day he'll start shooting people in the cafe, but I shall be spared"
LOL triggered - when you're being both entertained and triggered simultaneously
wait WTF did I just laugh at? I'm LOL triggered here - The 'Say My Name In Every Song' comedy sketch is funny as hell but she pulls a gun on her boyfriend saying 'dont sing another bitches name nigga’ - how is this okay? If the guy was holding the gun to the woman's head people would be like TRIGGERED: woman abuse! violence against women! I’m totally LOL triggered here
When you are jerking off and you thrust your thumb in between your ass cheeks causing a chain reaction of jizzing and moaning.
Last night I upped my game and tried a tigger trigger.
Dad: Why you taking so long in the bathroom?
Son: I'm dropping a bomb.
Dad to Mom: He's probably tigger triggering.
To force oneself to puke by sticking a finger down the throat...used in the drinking sense, rather than the bulimic sense.
When we got to the 150th minute of trying to join the bicentennial club, I realized I might have to pull the trigger if I wanted to stay in the game.
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