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A practice used generally by college kids involving assaulting an unsuspecting victim (usually passed out) by placing your anus over the victim's nose.
I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover and a constant shit smell. I think I was trucker-butted last night.
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Four wheel drive jeep SUVsused by overweight mothers to transport their over-indulged children to and from school
Only a Mother Trucker of her size would require a jeep
to transport a few tiny infants to their local school
A display of wealth in the choice of transportation to convey infants who should rightly be walked to school.
Mother Truckers are flaunters of new wealth in a tasteless
context
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Trucker hats Fashion was started by skaters in the early nineties as an Anti-fashion statement. Pharrell Williams who supposedly is a skater, knew about trucker hats and started wearing them on MTV. All of a sudden he invented it ! what a fuckin' joke. Fuckin' rappers also stole the baggy pants from skaters. True originals those mooleys are !
That wannabe Pharrel wears a trucker hat because in his dreams he's a skater.
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Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.
Trucker hot (adjective) : Attractive in a way that is somewhat sleazy, grimey, or related to the use of amphetamines.
"That bartender was kinda trucker hot though. Shes definitely seen the inside of a trailer park."
The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
The trucker funk nearly killed me.
When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding
I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.
If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet