John Tucker

Noun(also see: player)
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies

1. John Tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.

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dog tucker

A girl who is so ugly she looks like food fit for a dog.

Muzz "Did you see that girl I was hooking up with in town on Saturday night?" Riley "She was dog tucker mate!"

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sock tucker

A derivative of cork soaker. A cock sucker. One who gobbles the baloney pony.

Look at that sock tucker run........

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Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

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Hugo Tucker

Horny cumslut. Likes large throbbing black meat scepters in his rectum. Talks to a lot of girls to hide the fact that he is a queer. He kidnaps little boys for the gay-sex slave trade and keeps the retarded ones that don't sell for use on himself.

sally: "Look at that little boy with down syndrome over there, hopefully he's not kidnapped by Hugo Tucker and used as a sex-slave"
Hugo Tucker: "come here little man, I'm getting horny!!!"

Rachel Tucker

Amazing personified.

Singer and actress, arguably the best Elphaba ever and absolutely stunning (obviously). Originally from Ireland, her voice will melt your heart.

"Is this heaven?"

'nah mate it's just Rachel Tucker'

craig tucker

Craig Tucker is a member of the boys' fourth grade class. Craig's most distinguishing physical feature is his blue chullo hat topped with a yellow puffball. One of his traits is his compulsive tendency to flip people off, usually for no discernible reason. He leads the group known as Craig's Gang. He is also very gay

My name is Craig Tucker