freshwater tuna

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

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man tuna

Penis, especially in the context of
being bored of saying the word 'cock'
'shlong' and 'trouser serpent'

I want to slip my man tuna into
your fish taco

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tuna slut

A person who's snatch smells like a freshly caught tuna fish.

Eww you went down on Brittney? She's such a tuna slut, Thats fucking gross.

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tuna smuggler

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

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Slapping Tuna

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.

Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.

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tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

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tuna spread

The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.

Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.

It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.

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