Turkish Handjob

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.

When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.

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Turkish prison

A common pseudonym for a place where acts of disturbing sexual conduct, preferably rape, has occurred, as was the case in the movie "midnight express".

"Have I told you about the time I was in a Turkish Prison?"

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turkish rinse

Favoured by "soap dodgers" everywhere, it is a quick wipe of the pits, crack & giggle stick instead of a proper wash.

"Are you going to go to the pub tonight Bishop?"

"Give us a minute, i've just gotta have a quick turkish rinse & i'll be there"

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Turkish vulture

When a man purposely vomits on a woman in place of hitting her.

I swear to God, you hit me again and ima Turkish vulture your cat!

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turkish pancake

grade school nickname, free of sexual connotation

"Hey, I'm Arthur but my friends call me turkish pancake because of my ethnic background and preferred breakfast food."

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turkish delight

Unexpected flatulence during oral sex.

I was eating her out when she gave me a turkish delight

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Turkish Meatcleaver

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d

Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."

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