Twigged on my ploy

Type of sex act performed by rabbits

Apparently, censor twigged on my ploy

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Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

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slip/slide a cig/twig

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.

To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.

Alien Whore Twig

Girl who gets around and has a thing for dem basketball boyzz...extremely lanky but don't under estimate this tree.

Dude I got this AWESOME road head from Alien Whore Twig!

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ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.

person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad

Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

Flamey twig

British slang for "matches"

Oil mate, let me use one of your flamey twigs to light my fag