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Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)
Twilighter 1: Oh. My. Carlisle. Edward is the sehks.
Twilighter 2: I know right.
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a very successful book written by Stephenie Meyer. the book is good but there are other books out there that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better and don't brainwash young girls into living in a fairytale with fictional charcecters!
ie. wuthering heights
pride and predgidous
catcher in the rye
and many others!
fangirl: OME!! DON'T YOU THINK TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD???
nonfangirl: well no really i prefer the read BOOKS not rubbish
fangirl: ZOMG!!!! YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD SHTFU! *having panic attack*
nonfangirl: ahhhhh yeah whatever..... im going to be here
^^^^^^and that is why twilight fans have a bad reputation of being rabid!^^^^
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The worst book ever. The main charachter is a self insert Mary sue, and the love interests are the typical love triangle. Eventually she goes for the Gary stu and the pedowolf is left to fantasize creepily about theIr daughter. Don't read these books or else your brain cell count will be so low that you won't even be able to count to ten once you are done.
Tara: Did you finish reading those weird twilight books?
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!
One of the dumbest movies made. Twilight Sagas are retarted. Team Edward or Jacob? Neither! Vampires dont sparkle in the light they burn FYI. Edward Lady Gaga Called she wants her body glitter back!
Twilight makes me want to vomit repetidly.
The story of a girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality
guy 1: Did you read that book twilight?
guy 2: nope, i heard that its some pretty fucked up shit though
Soft core porn for tween age girls.
Sara was not allowed to read her mothers smutty 99 cent paperback romance novels so she picked up the next best thing, a copy of Twilight.
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