Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

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two and eight

It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...

"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."

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two bills

200 as in 200 pounds, etc.

that fat bitch was pushin two bills, but it didn't stop Larry from knockin' it out.

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two a days

an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day

hey bro you ready for two a days ?

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two-penneth

Oldish English saying.
When someone gives you his thoughts and views or opinion on what you should do about a situation or dilemma. It suggests that the opinion may not be worth much, but might nevertheless help you in your decision making.

Well that's my two-penneth - take it or leave it!

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Two Four

A case of beer, containing 24 cans, hence, two four

Jack went to the party with a two four, and ended up chundering all over the dining room table

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two four

1. A case of 24 beer cans or beer bottles.

2. The May Two-Four which is the May long weekend celebrated on the 4th Monday of May - near May 24th (Victoria Day) in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

1. Can you pick me up a two four from the store?

2. What are you doing for the May two four? Heading up to the cottage?

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