Uncle Moey

1. One's penis
2. Fellatio (oral sex performed on a man)

1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.

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uncle fucker

funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol

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Uncle Ruckus

is a black male who is hates his own race to the point of pandering to anyone who is light, bright and white in hopes of getting a pat on the head or better yet turning that white one day.

There is a certain tea party favorite who is such a complete Uncle Ruckus that some in his own party voted him out.

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Uncle Charlie

Another name for a curveball in baseball. Origin unknown.

Sandy Koufax is famous for freezing batters with Uncle Charlie.

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cry uncle

Cry Uncle is to ask for mercy or an act of surrender

She was nagging his boyfriend until he cried uncle (cry uncle)
Also similar to tapping in a fight when you are down

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Scary Uncle

A classic pool move made popular in 2006. It's when you do a front flip into the pool and pull your pants down mid flip. The purpose is to land in front of someone and splash them. It's usually directed toward children or friends.

"Dude, I heard Tony scary uncled Chuck twice at the pool today. And he said he's gonna do it again!"

"Tony scary uncled every little kid at my pool today. Some kid's dad kicked him out."

Uncle Chad

A person who plays a video game, most notably MMOs, and devotes the entirety of their game play experience to furthering the enjoyment of other players.

Typically someone considered to be excessively obedient or servile to DPS classes.

"Did you see Print casting Juju might on Sev?"

"Ya, he is such an uncle chad sometimes"