ur mom

Used as a comeback when you can't think of one; replaces nouns in sentences; response to when people ask "What are you doing?"

Bob: Geez, you're such an ass.
Paul: Well.....ur mom!

Britt: What are you doing?
George: ur mom.

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ur gay

An insult that comes in handy when you want to be funny but aren't creative what so ever. Use this classic joke to get the girl.

Girl: I have feelings for you.
Local funny boy: Ur gay

Crack head: Are you my dad?
Local funny boy: Ur gay lol no

Gay person: What is my sexuality?
Local funny boy: Oh yeah you're gay

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ur mom

the best insult in the history of insults. it could make any little bitch start crying

person 1: “you are ugly”
person 2: “ur mom”
person 1: *cries*

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ur illegal

its a joke

hehehe ur illegal

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Ur mom

1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.

2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".

1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?

2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf

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Ur mom

A word that a person uses mostly when u ask a question.

" Hey what do you want to do?" "UR MOM"

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Ur mommy

Ur mom was good in bed

Ur mommy is good

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