An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.
Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately
Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?
Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....
Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”
A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.
Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
I vacuum the stars
So I can work longer
So I can earn more
So I can do vacuum more stars
*google I Do Coke Song*
When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on
I gave my girlfriend a Morelli vacuum last night
Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.
That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!